Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
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