Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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