Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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