angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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