we're blogging at a bar
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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