Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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