Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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