Just fell off a train. Bad.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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