Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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