Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
