i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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