I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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