There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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