I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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