Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Is it penis luge time yet?
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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