If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
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i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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