why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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