my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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