I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
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Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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