The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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