what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
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We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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