glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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