Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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