Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
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how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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