Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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