Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
being pregnant is like rehab
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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