Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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