Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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