escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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