What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Boobs are out for the taking
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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