Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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