What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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