Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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