do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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