And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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