U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
How external is "for external use only"?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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