It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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