If i come over, it means nothing
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
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drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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