Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Dear god my vagina.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Randomize
