Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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