Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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