Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Even my vagina gasped.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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