So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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