he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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