I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
home. puking in laundry basket.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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