I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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