I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
