Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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