imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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