ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize