Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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