Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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