This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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