I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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