she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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