is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
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We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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