Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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