Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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